Barber Command

A teacher was teaching the class. Material teachers this time of the strand governance. A naughty student who asked "a governor who must comply with the orders?" With the teacher happily answer "to a president or a king." A student asked again "and then, a president is subject to whom?" Asked the student for the purpose of testing. "The rule of law" replied the teacher. "Oooooh ... ...., Wrong" says the student. teachers wonder "who?"
The student explains "the truth is, a president must obey the orders of a barber's hair. Because, when he refused to obey orders barber, his ears would be cut or at least wounded. "
All the students laughed, while the teacher's confusion only to hear the answer the student

The Statue of Liberty

Two young men arguing with each other about the flood that happened in new york. The first young man said "all of new york will sink in case of flooding to knee."
The second youth was not believed, then he said "that's an impossible thing. Last year floods to the waist of adults have not been able to drown let alone new york until the knee. "
"No mistake" the first boy replied "it will happen, if the flood happens knee statue liberty."
The second young man confused, then laughed after realizing his

Heavy Burden

There was a man, have a big nose and aged 40 years, proposes marriage to a beautiful girl. With too big reason he nosed his proposal was then rejected.
"Believe me, I was that smart people could mingle and carry the heavy burden of life," said the man had tried to convince.
With a little angry with the girl's face saying "OOOO ... ... of course. The proof of this for forty years you have been able to carry heavy loads in your nose. "
Hearing teasing it, without asking the man had to go straight.

Jealous

A famous doctor has so many patients who come to his office. Some of them are beautiful girls. this makes the doctor's wife was jealous.
One day the doctor's wife scolded her "papi .., once when we were dating, you never told me that I was comparable to the world and all its contents. but I did yesterday, when there are patients pretty girl, you say the same thing to him."
With a smile the doctor said "mom ......, if you forgot ?, that in this life there are two worlds, one of the old world and the other new world."
confused wife ?????????

A Gift From The King

One day a royal bodyguards met an intelligent young man. When they were going to the kingdom. They were acquainted. The guards asked about the intent and purpose of the boy has come to the kingdom. Youth are told that the goal coming into the kingdom is about to meet with the king. Guards had to imagine this boy might be given a gift by the king. Hence made an agreement that the guards will help deliver the benefits if the boy has received a prize from the king, the prize is divided in two. The young man was willing.
Arriving at the royal youth had been in command to go to the king while the guards were stationed at the gates of the kingdom.
Inside the palace was the boy has received the punishment of the king due to disrespect and abuse the king with a penalty 25 lashes. After serving his sentence in the order the youth's home.
Arriving at the gate he was intercepted by a guard earlier. guards said "hi .. youth."
"Still remember you with our agreement?"
Youth: "I still remember." Said the youth.
"Now I ask for my share." Guards said with feeling happy.
"Hi ... guards, do you really - really want to get your share?" Asked the boy has been convincing.
"It has become our agreement, let's give 'said the guardian of half-force.
"Alright then" then the youth had taken rattan and then beat the guard up to 25 times, thanks to "I give all my gifts from the king.