A teacher was teaching the class. Material teachers this time of the strand governance. A naughty student who asked "a governor who must comply with the orders?" With the teacher happily answer "to a president or a king." A student asked again "and then, a president is subject to whom?" Asked the student for the purpose of testing. "The rule of law" replied the teacher. "Oooooh ... ...., Wrong" says the student. teachers wonder "who?"
The student explains "the truth is, a president must obey the orders of a barber's hair. Because, when he refused to obey orders barber, his ears would be cut or at least wounded. "
All the students laughed, while the teacher's confusion only to hear the answer the student
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The Statue of Liberty
Two young men arguing with each other about the flood that happened in new york. The first young man said "all of new york will sink in case of flooding to knee."
The second youth was not believed, then he said "that's an impossible thing. Last year floods to the waist of adults have not been able to drown let alone new york until the knee. "
"No mistake" the first boy replied "it will happen, if the flood happens knee statue liberty."
The second young man confused, then laughed after realizing his
The second youth was not believed, then he said "that's an impossible thing. Last year floods to the waist of adults have not been able to drown let alone new york until the knee. "
"No mistake" the first boy replied "it will happen, if the flood happens knee statue liberty."
The second young man confused, then laughed after realizing his
Heavy Burden
There was a man, have a big nose and aged 40 years, proposes marriage to a beautiful girl. With too big reason he nosed his proposal was then rejected.
"Believe me, I was that smart people could mingle and carry the heavy burden of life," said the man had tried to convince.
With a little angry with the girl's face saying "OOOO ... ... of course. The proof of this for forty years you have been able to carry heavy loads in your nose. "
Hearing teasing it, without asking the man had to go straight.
"Believe me, I was that smart people could mingle and carry the heavy burden of life," said the man had tried to convince.
With a little angry with the girl's face saying "OOOO ... ... of course. The proof of this for forty years you have been able to carry heavy loads in your nose. "
Hearing teasing it, without asking the man had to go straight.
Jealous
A famous doctor has so many patients who come to his office. Some of them are beautiful girls. this makes the doctor's wife was jealous.
One day the doctor's wife scolded her "papi .., once when we were dating, you never told me that I was comparable to the world and all its contents. but I did yesterday, when there are patients pretty girl, you say the same thing to him."
With a smile the doctor said "mom ......, if you forgot ?, that in this life there are two worlds, one of the old world and the other new world."
confused wife ?????????
One day the doctor's wife scolded her "papi .., once when we were dating, you never told me that I was comparable to the world and all its contents. but I did yesterday, when there are patients pretty girl, you say the same thing to him."
With a smile the doctor said "mom ......, if you forgot ?, that in this life there are two worlds, one of the old world and the other new world."
confused wife ?????????
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